You have work, but you want to sleep. What are you going to do?
Today, I suggest the sleep. Sleep in. Go back to sleep. Whatever. Skip work. Unless you’re the garbage man. The garbage truck driver has to work even on the day after Christmas. He doesn’t get to skip work just because there’s a snowstorm or a holiday or a dumpster fire. The garbage truck driver dumps the dumpster while it’s on fire. You know he does.
He’s okay. Most of his job is good, even though he has to be to work on those odd days. At least he works days. He doesn’t have to work a graveyard shift. At least he has a schedule. “Drive down such-and-such a street on this day,” they say. “Drive down the other street on a different day,” they say. And he does it, because he doesn’t mind. He gets to listen to audiobooks while he’s working the route. And he doesn’t have to slog through the snow like that crazy walking-route mailman does.
Everyone can look elsewhere for people with worse jobs. The mailman can say, “At least I don’t have to clear a sewage line, backed up by those crazy Americans with their obsession over flushing massive amounts of paper. At least I’m not a plumber.”
And the plumber can say, “At least I don’t have to bury the dead. What a thankless job that is.”
And the undertaker can say, “At least I don’t have to nurse them back to health, or listen to them whine about how cold the bed and the soup and the medicine is.”
And the nurse can say, “At least I don’t have to spray out their bowling shoes.”
And the bowling alley rental counter attendant can say, “At least I don’t have to chop the heads off of fish.”
And the butcher can say, “At least I don’t have to endure the scorching heat on the ocean where they catch these fish.”
And the fisherman can say, “At least I don’t have to work for a handful of cabbage writing fake news for the Russians.”
No matter what job you do, you can imagine worse. Even better, if you can take a sick day, you should be able to see the benefits you have. See it, be grateful for it. No problem.
Get some sleep, have even one less problem.
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