Lines for your valentine you won’t likely find in a Hallmark card:
Nerdy: You’re the central node of my network.
Country: You’re like fresh eggs and warm milk.
City: You’re my 20th floor. What a beautiful view!
Fatty: You’re the canned cheese on my cracker.
Eerie: Yours is the only mind I want to read.
Hungry: You’re the peanut to my butter.
Hearty: I just look at you and my life is fulfilled.
Emotional: The flood in my eyes is for you.
Divine: You’re the warmth of Heaven.
Comfort: You’re a cool summer rain.
Comfort 2: You’re a warm fire in February.
Practical: You’re the log on my fire.
Eternal: Forever isn’t long enough.
+ some you should not even consider:
Bizarre: You line my mental nest.
Fart Joke: Did you just fart? ‘Cause you just blew me away.
Edgy: You’ve discovered the depth of my soul.
Serious: Either I’m having a heart attack, or I’m falling for you.
Straight-forward: Want to put your mouth on my mouth?
Game Show: Contestant number one! (point at your valentine)
Criminal: Resistance is futile.
Cryptic: Easy sauce on a spaghetti sammich.