Along with the magic of Christmas, there are a fair amount of benefits to childhood. You aren’t expected to know much, or be responsible for much, or even to lift much. Everyone around you expects very little of your little body. You are required to uphold all the laws of childhood, but even those aren’t …
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Logic ladders
If a person thinks everyone should just turn off their cars and stop “idling”, then obviously the next step is also to stop driving slowly. Driving slowly is as close as it gets to running a car “in idle”. The next step would be deciding at what speed a car could not be mistaken as …
Take Offense
I don’t want anybody to feel left out, so I’m making a list of things you can choose to make you offended. There’s no priority here. Find the one that fits you best. After all, it must be a fun game, being offended, since everyone seems to be doing it. 1. Be offended at people …
Dos and Don’ts of Halloween
How to tell you aren’t doing Halloween right: How to tell you’re doing Halloween right:
Motivation Ninja
Not that everybody has the same goals for their offspring, but here are a few tips on how to motivate them, from an “expert” father. For instance, you may want to encourage your child to find work so they can learn life skills, pay their way, and get out of the house sometimes. One way …
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