I don’t want anybody to feel left out, so I’m making a list of things you can choose to make you offended. There’s no priority here. Find the one that fits you best. After all, it must be a fun game, being offended, since everyone seems to be doing it. 1. Be offended at people …
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Dos and Don’ts of Halloween
How to tell you aren’t doing Halloween right: How to tell you’re doing Halloween right:
Motivation Ninja
Not that everybody has the same goals for their offspring, but here are a few tips on how to motivate them, from an “expert” father. For instance, you may want to encourage your child to find work so they can learn life skills, pay their way, and get out of the house sometimes. One way …
Mysteries of Suburban Life
No matter when or where you have lived in the suburbs, if you have lived in the suburbs, you will have experienced the strange happenings, seen the odd houses, or been concerned about some of the other people who live there. Listed are the top ten mysteries of suburban life: As a quick rubric, suburb …
So You Think You’re in the Olympics
This is the time of year when a fistful of knuckleheads will end up at the local fitness center and throw the weights on the floor. Why do they do that? Because they saw it in the Olympic Games. Never mind that the floor of the local fitness center is made of cement rather than …
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