Along with the magic of Christmas, there are a fair amount of benefits to childhood. You aren’t expected to know much, or be responsible for much, or even to lift much. Everyone around you expects very little of your little body. You are required to uphold all the laws of childhood, but even those aren’t …
Author Archives: Kurt Gailey
Boxes
Putting things in a box. Portions of daily life require it. Schrodinger enjoyed boxes so much he was like a cat. Cats love playing in boxes. Schrodinger always wondered what the cat was doing in the box. We put things in boxes so we can move them from place to place. Things we want to …
Logic ladders
If a person thinks everyone should just turn off their cars and stop “idling”, then obviously the next step is also to stop driving slowly. Driving slowly is as close as it gets to running a car “in idle”. The next step would be deciding at what speed a car could not be mistaken as …
Take Offense
I don’t want anybody to feel left out, so I’m making a list of things you can choose to make you offended. There’s no priority here. Find the one that fits you best. After all, it must be a fun game, being offended, since everyone seems to be doing it. 1. Be offended at people …
Dos and Don’ts of Halloween
How to tell you aren’t doing Halloween right: How to tell you’re doing Halloween right:
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