Money. “If you can guess how many ones are in my wallet, I’ll give you both of them.” Obedience. Levels of obedience: Obey out of fear; Obey to gain a reward; Obey out of love. Portal. Doors in floors. The fastest one scores. Screen-saver. Instead of a screen-saver, have a screen-Savior. An image of Jesus …
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Cat Street
My neighbor to the north of me has a kitten. You’ll never guess where it likes to hide. In trees. I’m not so sure it’s all cat. It might just be part squirrel. *Professor squirrel. To the south, my neighbor there has a cat, fully grown. It likes to climb. When it can’t jump high …
Combination Words
You know how people want to ridiculously and unnecessarily combine words? You know how they end up making mostly useless words like this: a dream catcher is a “datcher”, a beneficial organism is a “borganism”, and a significant other is a “so”? These didn’t end up sounding the way the person intended. I mean, a …
Golden Age
“Back in my day” is the beginning of a sentence which will likely end with an opinion of how that time was better than this one. Even though some parts of our opinions hold truths, the rest is often due to selective memory. Otherwise known as bias, selective memory is a great way to beautify …
Misunderstood
It ain’t easy being…a rock and roll legend. There’s so much pressure to be on top of your game all the time. You have to be your own boss while everyone around you is trying to undercut you and steal your creative babies. Plus there are all the sides to the crazy diamond…the performing, the …
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