Salty Stew, the Rocky Mountain groundhog, tried to account for smog in his prediction, but it didn’t work. The sun cut right through the smog. Without any clouds for a thousand miles, Salty Stew’s shadow was all too prominent. If you’re wondering how this superstitious tradition works, it goes as follows: the sign of the …
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Cryptozoology
Never have I seen Bigfoot flying in a UFO, but it makes sense that he would. How else would he avoid being spotted by the majority of humans living on the planet? “The majority of humans” also happen to be the majority of animal life on land. Oh, hold on now. Of course, that could …
Fun for Thanksgiving
Yes! It’s Thanksgiving again. You, like many cavemen before you, are wondering, “What should we do with all these kinfolk running around?” Of course there’s the tried-and-true backyard rugby game, but you might be searching for things for those who don’t want to get grass stains on their knees. Search no longer. I have one …
That Sinking Feeling
Have you ever been in the middle of doing something you shouldn’t have been doing and felt as if someone was watching you? And did you have the sensation which told you they weren’t only watching you but watching you from nearby? Like that day you were drawing a picture of your teacher. The teacher …
Dear Librarian
Dear Librarian, Recently I’ve noticed a great deal more books in the library about people like me. Clearly I can attribute the new abundance of books to you and your attention to the plight of souls like mine. We are sidelined. Pushed to the darker corners because we’re a little different, but only in some …
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