Putting things in a box. Portions of daily life require it. Schrodinger enjoyed boxes so much he was like a cat. Cats love playing in boxes. Schrodinger always wondered what the cat was doing in the box. We put things in boxes so we can move them from place to place. Things we want to …
Category Archives: food
A Tomato Is A Vegetable
Recently, I heard someone claim ketchup is really only tomato jam. If you think that sounds reasonable, then maybe you’d like to chow down on a peanut butter and tomato jam sandwich. Personally, I’d rather have strawberry, grape, tangerine, any jam other than “tomato jam”. You see, this whole insane debate started with some unnamed …
Where to Focus?
Blue is the color of the ocean, and the color of cold lips. Grey is the color of pigeons, and pocket lint. Brown is the color of mountains and dirt and old bananas and beat up apples and a scoop of chili and new shoes and a sweet chocolate bar. White is the color of …
Valentine
February is the time all those who fell in love start thinking about things more serious. Like what to do when that special someone finds out you don’t care for puppies. Oh sure, they’re cute—both the puppies and the special someone—but the puppies don’t excite you, the same way puppy poop doesn’t excite you. So …
In Plain Sight
With stereo vision you can find a lot of things. Do you have anyone in your life who loses things? Or do you have anyone in your life who asks you endlessly where things are? I love this game and hate it at the same time. Especially when it involves the refrigerator. It seems like …
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