You’re not going to believe this. The names of many prescription drugs will have you scratching your head in confusion or rolling on the floor laughing. Your reaction may depend on how you choose to pronounce the names. It must be admitted, though, that while I was perusing this list, I couldn’t help but make up a few of my own. Those which were invented by me will be flagged as such. As you read through, have fun thinking up some of your own.
Amen (this is real, it’s progesterone)
Actitex (imadeitup)
Anexsia
Aristocort
Aspergum
Beepen VK
Bumex (no kidding)
Camalox
Chooz
Cromagazine (imiu)
Di-Spaz
Empirin
Endafed
Ethnozine (imiu)
Fastin
Femazole
Flurbiprofen
Gastonate (imiu)
Hubristine (imiu)
Hygroton
Hyzaar
Intensol
Janimine
Kaylixir
K-G Elixir (I wish I thought of it first)
Kilopril (imiu)
Lasix
Levatol
Lopressor
Lorabid
Lowsium
Magmalin
Masculozole (imiu)
Mykrox
Naturetin
Omnipen
Ovral
Penetrex
Pork NPH Iletin II
Proctocream
Questran
Quagmirizine (imiu)
Ratio
Relaxadon
Roxilox
Rythmol
Skelaxin
Snaplets-EX Granules
Spectrobid
Sporanox
Sterapred
Tanoral
Taxol
Tempo
Ten-K
Totacillin
Trimpex
Urex
Uro-Mag
Valium (common)
Veetids
Vermox
Weh-less
Wymox
Xanax (common)
Xanthanadu (imiu)
Yoyoziprole (imiu)
Zestoretic
Zoologiderm (imiu)
One other thing I noticed was that only one of these was underlined in red, and it wasn’t even one of the names I made up, it was a real prescription drug. Apparently spell-check recognizes even the fake ones.
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