Outrageous Movie Titles

If, by chance, you read through this immense list of movie titles and find one you are dying to see, let me know in the comments and I’ll write the screenplay for it.

Teenage Zombie Felons

Demon Acid Dames

3-headed Dog Trainer

Dirtbags and Society Hags

Surly Wolf-child Crossing Gard

Red Hot Actress Reactions

Steel-toed & Hard-hearted

League of Lanky Lunkheads

Department of Cannibal Transportation

Leather Biker Ferrets

Lovely Moonchild Vampire

Angsty Golf Nancys

Phys. Ed. Teacher of the Damned

Dribble-face Toddler Heroes

Neon Razor Husky Huntress

Knucklehead Numptys Take the World for a Spin

Octogenarian Ninja Club

C.A.B. Driver (Chemist Apothecary Bartender)

Scabby Draggy Daisy-Duke Chopper

Twice Bitten Ultra-Shy Armageddon Surfers

Haunted Condominium Dwellers

Queen Bee Neighborhood Chick

Fright Fest on Speed

Caged Feral Waitress Kittens

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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