How To Trois

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How to run a ‘blog:

  1. Start typing.
  2. Call all other web loggers a bunch of monkeys on keyboards.
  3. Get push-back.
  4. Log the push-back.

How to fall in love:

  1. Meet someone.
  2. Go head over heels.
  3. Go ga-ga.
  4. Flip your lid.
  5. Be smitten.
  6. Get married.

How to buy a car:

  1. Test drive some you think you might like.
  2. Look at your budget.
  3. Save up.
  4. Get impatient.
  5. Go buy your brother-in-law’s old rust pile.
  6. Have enough money left for gas and a tree-shaped air freshener.

How to freeze:

  1. Walk around in winter without socks.
  2. Or shoes.

How to dress up the truth:

  1. Pretend you’re a mob boss.
  2. Consider no one.
  3. Spin it how you like.
  4. Tell no one.
  5. Put a coat of whitewash on it.
  6. Decorate with flowers.
  7. Imaginary flowers.

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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