How To Trois

How to run a ‘blog:

1. Start typing.
2. Call all other web loggers a bunch of monkeys on keyboards.
3. Get push-back.
4. Log the push-back.

How to fall in love:

1. Meet someone.
2. Go head over heels.
3. Go ga-ga.
4. Flip your lid.
5. Be smitten.
6. Get married.

How to buy a car:

1. Test drive some you think you might like.
2. Look at your budget.
3. Save up.
4. Get impatient.
5. Go buy your brother-in-law’s old rust pile.
6. Have enough money left for gas and a tree-shaped air freshener.

How to freeze:

1. Walk around in winter without socks.
2. Or shoes.

How to dress up the truth:

1. Pretend you’re a mob boss.
2. Consider no one.
3. Spin it how you like.
4. Tell no one.
5. Put a coat of whitewash on it.
6. Decorate with flowers.
7. Imaginary flowers.