The Mighty

The mighty door opener!

Keeper of keys.

Earring.

Standard craft supply.

Symbol of 9-5 life and white collar drudgery.

Tie-clip for the immediate line above.

Link in a chain.

Attractor of magnets.

Destroyer! …of vacuum cleaner machines.

Killer of time, when you bend it into other shapes like a five-pointed star, a mini racecar, or a heart.

Bookmark.

And sometimes, as an alternative to stapling, this mighty device can keep papers together.

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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