A short list of things I’ve never lost:
An adult tooth
Furniture
A train
A plane
A meatball
The beat
My bellybutton
A squirrel’s nut cache
A staring contest
Resolve
An invisible cloak
Things I have lost:
Baby teeth
Vacuum attachments
Elevator shoes
A transmission
A whole Volvo
One pineal evocator
Three left socks
An agenda
A spare tire
A pet lizard
My mind
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