Let me start by saying I don’t feel like what I’m about to write is political. It has more of a healthy-lifestyle-choice vibe for me. I just want to voice my opinion on hemp and marijuana. Hemp has a variety of uses. You can make clothing out of hemp. You can make paper out of hemp. You can make fuel out of hemp. You can make FOOD out of hemp. Hemp has an excellent balance of proteins and fiber to make it one of the most beneficial grains. Marijuana, on the other hand, (it’s a different variety of the cannabis plant, by the way), is a sad misused plant. Some people want to smoke it. Sad. I’ve watched otherwise healthy people turn into THC addicts and turn into low-energy, mindless zombies. Have you ever seen a stoner get up and run? I haven’t. I don’t think they can. Chronic smokers of weed have low motivation, low willpower, and low intellect. They’re sad lumps of giggling flesh who crave pork rinds, candy, and soda. Isn’t it ironic that they don’t crave hemp to eat? If they wanted something healthy, that would be remarkable, but they want to eat junk food; further proof that smoking pot rots your brain. If marijuana is to be used medicinally, then it can be regulated by doctors and pharmacies—not vape shops. People who vape-o-mist cherry blossoms and essence of tube socks around their heads don’t have many brain cells at their command anyway, so we shouldn’t encourage them to lose more. Not only that, but the lack of hygiene these vapor users exhibit will only be degraded with the use of skunk-weed. It’s called skunk-weed because it smells of skunk, especially when burned. Combine that with human funk and get skunk-funk, an odor so offensive it could be militarized and used by SWAT teams in case they run out of tear gas. Oh yeah, did I mention hemp is good for food?