Can I Ask The Booger-Eater Why?

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Can I ask the booger eater? : Why do you look at the bogey you picked right before you eat it? Are you selective in the boogers you eat? That’s a seriously disjointed set of standards! It’s all pointless to my brain. Boogers are mucus. The mucus wraps itself around the particles of dirt and debris found in the air that you breathe. Mucus and dirt don’t sound like food groups to me. They sound like things you should actively avoid. How does a brain tell a finger, “Let’s dig this filth out of the nostril and feed it to the mouth.” ??? For me, that doesn’t compute. It doesn’t make sense. Not only that, but it gives me a small shudder of disgust. I can’t imagine the thought process anymore. Over and out!

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