Psychedelic

Can you imagine Mex Chix in the Chex Mix? Can you envision a tuna fish sandwich biting back? Can you imagine not having hot water? How would you cook your ramen if you didn’t have hot water? How would anyone clean themselves? Have you ever seen a drowned fish? Have you ever seen a spider go pale? So scared it couldn’t hold its color? How does a mouth run when it runs on? What are the three things you need to survive on a deserted island? What if you had a map to all the deserted islands everywhere? What if you had a rock concert near your house every day? Then, what if you were the drummer? How do you feel about fog? How does fog feel about you? If nothing is impossible, then how are we talking about it? Nothingness must be real because it has a name, right? Can you imagine all the unreal things suddenly becoming real, and yet fitting inside your pocket? Can you imagine a girl who is stronger than you? That’s real—for everyone. Can you imagine a squid magician who is a squib? He’d be a squid squib. What is Radish? A foreign language? Can you imagine the people who speak Radish? Would they be Radites, or Radians, or maybe Radicals? What if the sky was the ocean? What if you could fall up? How many two-year-olds can grow a mustache? Is this why old men consider themselves superior to two-year-olds? The ability to grow a mustache is feeding the old men’s egos. Can you imagine a deer with a mustache? Somewhere in the wild, there’s a stag wooing the does with his manly mustache. Can you imagine turtles and snails comparing shells? What if dentures looked like real teeth? Tinted yellow. What if you had to wear medieval armor to do your job? Could you still do it? How fast can you chant, “Big Brass Breastplate”? Next time you hear someone cuss, tell them they don’t know ALL the four-letter words. Watch them try to wrap their mind around that. Are there any good vices? Miami Vice? What are the chances that a Pope ever spotted a homeless man a fiver? Yodeling fell out of favor with people in the Andes because it scared the llamas. How many yo-yos have walked their own dog? How many yo-yos does Yo Yo Ma own? How does your brain make the electricity for your heart?