Ice Cream Flavors

Photo by Elza Kurbanova

Now that we’ve all faltered once or twice in our attempts to get skinny again, I’m going to play devil’s advocate and list all the ice cream flavors there ever were. As a primer though, I have to admit, not all the names of ice cream flavors are here, since many of them don’t really describe the flavor. Realistically, Superman and Tootie Frootie are the same flavor (fruit flavoring, heavy on the lemon).

I’m eating my words, too, though I’m not eating the ice cream which has been flavored with tomatoes. Yes, someone has finally done gone and tried to prove botanists right by sticking tomatoes in ice cream. (Tomatoes still aren’t fruit in culinary terms, only botanical terms.) Oh well, I’ve eaten brownies made with black beans. Might as well try some ice cream with tomatoes in it. Could even have them together.

So now, before the ice cream melts, here are all the flavors you’ve ever wanted:

1. Vanilla

2. Strawberry

3. Chocolate

4. Rocky Road

5. Mint Chocolate Chip

6. Tootie Frootie

7. Cookies and Cream

8. Cookie Dough

9. Banana

10. Licorice

11. Rainbow Sherbet

12. Ginger

13. Cherry

14. Maple

15. Basil

16. Coconut

17. Mango

18. Peanut Butter

19. Black Walnut

20. Pizza

21. Eggnog

22. Popcorn

23. Butterscotch

24. Orange

25. Pistachio

26. Candy Cane

27. Turmeric

28. Lavender

29. Peach

30. Cotton Candy

31. Butter Pecan

32. Peppermint

33. Superman

34. Bubblegum

35. Grape

36. Watermelon

37. Lemon

38. Oregon Blackberry

39. Tomato? Yep, it’s real.

40. Caramel

and of course…

41. Bacon

Published by Kurt Gailey

This is where I'm supposed to brag about how I've written seven novels, twelve screenplays, thousands of short stories, four self-help books, and one children's early-reader, but I'd rather stay humble. You can find out about things I've written or follow my barchive (web archive, aka 'blog) at xenosthesia.com or follow me on twitter @kurt_gailey. I love sports and music and books, so if you're an athlete or in a band or you're a writer, give me a follow and I'll most likely follow you back. I've even been known to promote other people's projects.

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