Rock and Roll Car

What if car names were like rock band names? What kind of music would your rock and roll car play? Sonoma (GMC)? Definitely something with a horn section, and a stand-up bass. Jetta (VW)? …would play some hard and heavy licks like “Are You Gonna Be My Girl?”. Impala (Chevy)? Probably would play some otherworldly …

Looking for a car metaphor.

Like running the wipers on a dry day. Fixing the engine when the tires are all flat. Like driving with your lights on in the daytime. Peaceful as driving slower than necessary through a tree-lined street. Like putting small wheels on a car and thinking it’s fast. Like putting giant wheels on a car and …