Some funny slang I picked up last time I was in Flin Flon, Canada:
Angel grass—Christmas tree tinsel, also known as snake mirrors
Brain bucket—a bike helmet or a motorcycle helmet
B.C.—birth control (anything unattractive)
Betty—skeleton key
Bomber—a cool leather jacket, someone who rides downhill really fast, or even the actual trail which provides the fast downhill
Cherry—someone who is a bit naive; also anything really new and beautifully unused
Duke—dookie, poop
Drag—to haul something slowly, to race cars, to dress up in clothes meant for the opposite gender, or a bad trip
Freak—someone who likes something too much
Get fresh—buy new clothes
Keester—butt
Kook—a strange person
Muggles—those who don’t know, outsiders
Oil burner—anything expensive
Pineapple—a bomb
Shovel—spoon
Spliff—anything that slows you down, or to fall hard
Spoon—shovel
Stalled—anyone who is not moving or moving really slow
Stone sucker—a total fool
Toilet—the head muck-a-muck’s office
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